Valentine’s Day
After 8 years, I’ve run out of good ideas for Valntine’s Day…until I found the heart-shaped pizza. Elvis was working from 6 p.m. to 6 a.m. that day so I thought it’d be cool to deliver a heart-shaped pizza to his workplace to 1) embarrass him a little bit and 2) so he’d stay full the entire night. I expected something like this…after all, when you advertise HEART-SHAPED pizza, you expect a HEART-SHAPED pizza.
Instead he got something like this:
A word to the wise: Do not order a “heart-shaped” pizza from Papa John’s for…any occasion. If it weren’t explicitly Valentine’s Day, I’d say, who the fuck took a bite out of my pizza.
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